• Russell: You can e-mail or text in where you'd like to travel and why, possibly you went to the Jorvik Viking Centre...
• Jon: It's rubbish!
• Russell: Alright Jon, don't break it!
• Jon: 8 quid to get in and they say you're going back in time right, and that's sitting...I could fart on a chair and it would vibrate more than that pathetic...
• Russell: Yeah, but you can't sell that as a ride! (*impersonating Jon*) "Eh, come and try Jon's guff seat!"
• Jon: I'm not gonna set it up...I don't have to business acumen like you. I don't know what it takes to run a business.
• Russell: (*laughing*) What would be fantastic is just the idea of you somehow doing it like adhoc...just guffing on a bench and going (*impersonating Jon*) "that'll be a fiver...you've just been to a theme park!"
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• James: Look at this! Look, he's got an ancestral portrait!
• Richard: Yes I have...erm...Great Uncle...Tall there.
• James: Just a minute...this is Great Uncle Yourself!
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